get your effects in order

Now I know that I incorrectly told you that the Rapture was coming last year but this time I have the news from the highest authorities that I know.

Last night SB informed me that according to the Drudge Report the Rapture was most likely occurring on Saturday.  Aw crap, I thought, I really wanted to see the Asian Five Nations rugby match tomorrow (it begins at 1pm at Football Club so we may still watch it if the rapture comes fashionably late in the evening).  Since my favorite hockey teams have been eliminated I won't be too distraught that I won't get to see the end of the Stanley Cup.

I would like to also take this time to remind my readers to get your things in order.  Maybe you aren't too worried about your personal effects since you figure that you and all your deserving friends are going to be transported across the rainbow but don't forget about those who are left behind- your pets.  Call up that Jewish family who lived down the street or the agnostic/atheist roommate from university and see if they like pets.  For a small fee you can donate Bingo and Pooky to the Eternal Earth Bound Pets organization.